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April 11, 2020

Jolly Wisdoms From the Web

“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” —Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends
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Some jolly wisdom from the web which is where I get all my serious, life changing advices.

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"Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things."
— George Carlin

02 |
"The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest!"
―  www.notsalmon.com

03 |
"You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach."
www.coolfunnyquotes.com

04 |
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake."
www.yourtango.com

05 |
"So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff."
— Anonymous

06 |
"If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
—  Henny Youngman

07 |
"Life is short, break the rules. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile."
― Mark Twain

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8 comments:

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    1. @ Elephant's Child: I was going for something funny but I ended up finding somewhat, wise advices.

      Thank you for stopping by. Have a lovely day.

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    1. @ River: I'm glad you love them.

      Thank you for stopping by. Have a lovely day.

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    1. @ Christine: I think so too.

      Thank you for stopping by. Have a lovely day.

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  4. Love that quote about how being an adult is mostly about googling stuff. So funny! :D

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    1. @ Lark: I like that too and mostly because it's true for me.

      Thank you for stopping by. Have a lovely day.

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