I came up with a few choices, all written quite randomly:
01 | To humans who came here: Go home. This is not a place for the living.
02 | The cure is in our bones and in the stars. We must learn to wait.
03 | I was going to stay with him forever, then I thought, what the hell for?
04 | Here lies my beloved wife. May she never forgets who kissed first. It was me.
05 | Please bury me beside my cat, my dog, and my wife but not my mother-in-law.
06 | I was here first, Neil. Ha ha—uh-oh, I think I've swallowed a strange bug.
07 | I left to get the bigger ship. Hope to return in 2,000 years or less.
